at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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