Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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