just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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