The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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