I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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