you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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