Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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