I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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