I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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