you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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