yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize