Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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