i already hear my dad disowning me
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
