You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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