so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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