So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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