On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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