it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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