But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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