I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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