Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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