Do you still have your period?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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