know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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