Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just googled if crying burns calories
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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