You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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