Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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