you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
