On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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