Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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