You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
