dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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