Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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