Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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