just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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