My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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