YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
In America we eat man semen.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i believe in u and ur pee
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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