No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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