Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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