Kiss
Puke
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
In America we eat man semen.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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