if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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