I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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