The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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