Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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