everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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