Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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