What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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