What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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