Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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