did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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