Dual....:-)
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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