Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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