Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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