I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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