I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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